I really ought to update the blog! If I wouldn’t who would? Anyway, I have to update no matter what, because I have something to post! Yea! Something funny which happened and it does not happen frequently. I can’t use the word frequently. Once in a blue moon is the better phrase to describe what I want to share. *Evil laughter*

So, it has been like ages since I went to town. Finally, after an agonizing a month or so, I manage to go to town and let it be an eye opener, due to all the changes, like the newly open ion. Looks great but who knows what’s inside. Got to check it out soon.

Here it goes, went to town with Gladys on Friday and she needed to get quite a lot of stuff. But unluckily, I made that impossible. Haha! I actually had to pass something to a friend, that ‘s the main reason why I step into town. Okay met up with my friend, I haven ‘t seen him for around 3 months. So we started catching up and I totally seriously forgot all about the time. Gladys sat there lonesome. Till around, 8.30 she reminded me that the shops are closing and she needed to get her stuff. Lol. It was not on purpose, you know that yea. But it was okay, I owe her one. After that, she went on finding a particular shop I do not remember for what. We ended up going to the wrong Isetan. Now it is even. No one owes nobody nothing. Haha. But I said I would accompany her to town the next day because I know it was my fault for chatting till 8.30. Funny.

Alright, as you all have read her post about me hitting on stuff during the whole trip is true. I don’t know why. God are my nerves even align to the correct places? I trip frequently when I walk and it is always my left foot. Amazingly, I was pulled back by the escalator when my pants touch the handrail. Fuck. Came out from Wisma, and tripped straight away. Why would they make a curb there? Suck. So many eyes were looking. Again tripped while walking to the coffeeshop and the best of the best happen.

On the bus, while travelling home, I fell asleep and someone was suffering badly beside me!! Haha! Someone need the toilet urgently. It was one that was at the climax of just gushing out. Suffering terribly, I added on whistling. Lol. She could not take it. About 2 bus stops before we alight, she already had it planned where to stop. Because we had 2 bus stops we could alight at. Her plan was to alight near a toilet. Had already planned lei! LMAO!!!! Another part of her plan was to alight from the bus and pass me her bag, and than she would run all the way to the toilet. I know it is the Sports thing now, being held in Singapore but not in Teban. Haha!! Okay while I was trying to light a cigarette, she was upfront running to the toilet, but suddenly looked back at me and said something. What I remember clearly and heard was: “ liu chu lai le”. Something like that. I wanted to laugh but couldn’t , stupid cigarette on my lips. After she came out from the toilet, we burst into laughter damn funny. Pampers would be a good choice for you, or maybe a better looking one would be those freaking high waist pants, or should I say shorts? Haha! Worn so high it looks like hot pants you see ah lians wearing. Try wearing those high waist panties and you may be the Icon for fashion. Than retribution took place on me while we entered the coffee shop.

A auntie wanted to come out from the toilet and the whole door slam on me? WTF la auntie. But it really scared me. Shocked to be exact. What Gladys told me was that, she saw the door slowly open already that was when she shouted ‘eh!’ . Her ‘eh’ was to tell me that the door was opening. I would not know that. Haha. But it was all fun, I laughed too.

Had a great time . So we hanged out at the Coffee shop because she was hungry. Pig pig pig… at first my stomach growled even before we sat on the bus back home but town was quite packed at the places we wanted to dine at. The restaurant was close, pasta mania was too humid and we were already lazy to walk elsewhere. Took a smoke before we left for Teban gardens!! The holiest heavenly place to be in. Yea right. I had to head to Boat Quay after her meal. So headed down after sending Gladys home. Cab fare made a hole in my pocket. Guess what? I was so bored at the pub I actually went to buy Newsweek to read in the pub. Than a lady around my age approach me asking me whether I was serious reading the magazine. She asked this: “You serious you can read in here?” I replied “yes I can still see the words.” Her replied was “ Where is the light coming from?” I could not be bothered with her, although she looked pretty. Very pretty features. Something I like about girls. Haha. She had like Japanese & American looks combined into one. Pretty! But girls from pubs?? Complete NO NO. Than sitting there staring blankly into space, another girl came, sat beside me and asked why I looked so bored, obviously I am bored that is why I look bored. Lame conversation. She initiated that I play a game with her. So I played. Not much of fun. Not that I am a boring person, but I had no mood to go to Boat quay that night. Tired.

At last we went home!! Thank GOD. It was around 6 a.m when we reached home. I had to wake up at 12 to meet Gladys at 1 to go town because I promised to go in order to repay what I have done. Talking to my friend. Haha. So we headed to town again and had to come back early for a BBQ. After that we went to chill with friends and in the end, its only both of us being left there. Chit chatted a lot , played cards, which I am no good in. She kept winning. Cheat! Scam! Haha. Stayed till like 5 before going home. Thanks ah slack. Haha. Eh now I am fucking bored la. No one I can chat with in msn!! Fuck it is either they got school tomorrow or work. Never mind I do something else. Catch some drama!